I don't have a life so I have to reblog other's…

Also, nothing matches.

 

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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The anonymous icon just makes it even better.

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

olliescribbles:

ellesugars:

videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

oh my god im laufhing so hard this is contagious

“Contagious” is right.

The cat is me

(Source: wdbj7.com)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

retrogradeworks:

moonblossom:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

THIS JUST IN: SIMMERING LIQUIDS MAKES THEM THICK. SOMEONE ALERT THE FOOD WORLD, MAYBE PEOPLE COULD LIKE MAKE SAUCES OR SOMETHING USING THIS METHOD.

People can be so fucking stupid, sometimes.

Well it’s a good thing I drink Pepsi